Viking Funeral

The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.

This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.

The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.

That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!

by crisp11 November 20, 2010

funner

more than fun but less then funnest

Girls are funner than boys.

by FOR SHAYTARDS March 21, 2010

Funner

Yes it IS now accepted. FOr more info see
www.quinion.com/words/qa/qa-fun1.htm

In short.. it mean more fun... you can also use funnest

Football is funner than baseball

by D-Generate January 9, 2004

Funner

More fun.

Sounds better than "More Fun"

And Shay Carl said "funner" so it must be correct

World of Warcraft is Funner than Rift

by Xulq May 6, 2011

funereal

Referring to a funeral such as in singing 'Save a wretch like me' to Julie.

That song you are singing is very funereal.

by Eric Lenz April 22, 2007

Funner

Its more fun than that.

That boat is funner than the sail boat.

by LANDEY MACKIN-CHEESE August 20, 2018

Funderburke

The common art of applying ones mouth to another's sphincter and sucking a fart out.

Hey Mandingo, I went to your pappy's house last night and instead of watching Cop and a Half, he totally funderburked me.

by Brad February 14, 2005