Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012

flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010

Flatio theater

A theater that puts on plays that has scenes in them where one or more of the actors get there dicks sucked. There are often many gays and bisexuals in flatio theater and some porn stars join a flatio theater.

John is in a flatio theater.

by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010

Flatachunga

a more complex version of the chatatunga instead of the normal chop you run up behind the person and jump the deliver a chatatunga which you know is a chop to the neck

omg roy just gave tysoe a flatachunga

god please i dont need to get a flatachunga'

by Patrick Izzo January 24, 2008

Flatuality Defect

A personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. AKA anal flatulence. The inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through rectum expulsion.

To sit next to a fellow passenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly passes wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

EG, he's got major Flatuality Defect
or He's open with his flatuality

by Katie G & Jill D July 26, 2009

Flatland

A "nation". I mean, who the fuck made this, Jacopo Castelletti? This whole micronation thing is just fucked up all together.

Get out, what are you? A Flatlandian?

by Aldy, with love *kiss* July 6, 2012

Flatpattied

Getting drunk, hammered, sloshed, trashed, fucked up, ratchet or extremely intoxicated.

You should have seen John last night, he got so Flatpattied he pooped his pants.

I can't wait to go out and get Flatpattied this weekend.

That girl is so Flatpattied she can't even form a sentence.

by JimboMFJones August 21, 2013