Flat Earth

noun

The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.

Anne didn't like her homework so she flat earthed it. As a result she flunked her test.

by ParodyMan November 15, 2018

flat eric

a plush charactor used in the levi jeans comercial and also for an e's shoes video add.

flat eric sells levi's

by eric collins May 13, 2005

flat diet soda

Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!

Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.

by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

so flat the walls are jealous

When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.

Kelsey is so flat the walls are jealous!
That girl over there is so flat the walls are jealous.

by Leixand XV July 31, 2007

flat face

Racial slur aimed at asians and pacific islanders. Most often used by the small minded and insecure to make them feel superior to someone. Frequently used with or in place of chinc or slant eyes as an adjective to a more universally used slur like bastard or fucker.

That flat faced bitch wrecked the curve and turned my D into an F!

by so what November 13, 2005

b flat

when you don't have a full blown boner

i was looking up her skirt and i got a b flat

by xtimmiex June 24, 2007

flat-footed

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.

by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008