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Douchina

Someone who has accomplished the art of being a douche and a vagina at the same time.
You sir are a real douchina. douche vagina
by Bellsnwhistles January 1, 2015
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Douchetee

A goatee with no mustache
"Frank shaved the mustache off his goatee, now he's just got a douchetee"
by Ragier Kage March 28, 2015
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douchiecanoe

a person who has surpassed the douche standard by a huge amount. they have went so far that you have to get in a canoe and paddle many miles to the place that they have gone.

this level of douchieness has gone farther than any amount of money that you can put in the douche jar.
oh my gosh Jackson is SUCH a douchiecanoe, he stole my girlfriend and slept with my mom in the SAME day.
by douchiecanoe August 16, 2016
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douching around

to act like a douche bag in a public area/space. Also can be used to convey fooling around/messing around
S. felt abandoned in the club after everybody left her to enjoy the dancefloor. S. sent a message to his friend M. to complain. M. replied "come on, I am just douching around, let's meet at the bar!"
by I'm no douchette November 1, 2016
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Douchie Wooshie

An insanely kind person that can be a major douche bag at times.
Tim is a real Douchie Wooshie!
by tirgge May 27, 2017
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Douchify

To denigrate something or someone to its lowest point, usually undeserved.

verb: (transitive) douchify; 3rd person present: douchifies; past tense: douchified; gerund or present participle: douchifying; past participle: douchified

noun: douchification

adverb: douchifyingly
He did douchify the Lord with his blasphemy.
by gegrehet January 29, 2018
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Douchist

An over opinionated individual who doesn't feel the need to think things through on their personal beliefs.
'it's important to respect other peoples beliefs. But if you're a ********* you're a dipshit!' *reader scrolls through the text and shakes his or her head* 'another Douchist'
by Gascoigne86 September 22, 2019
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