chinese dentist

A mythical person who is said to exist in remote areas of China, but has never been sighted by a reputable source. If existent, he would fix teeth and make them look better. The evidence just simply isn't there to announce he's real.

Mr. Li was excited. He rushed into his home and shouted at his family, "I just saw him! I saw the chinese dentist! He's real, and he gave me a stick with bristles on it!! Behold this magical brush!"

by Horace Zemelli November 26, 2006

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dental dam

a sheet of plastic or latex used to protect yourself from S.T.D's during Oral Sex

Yummy, my dental dam still tastes like the fruit roll up that i took it from, sense we all know the the plastic in a fruit roll up wrap is a very good way of using a dental damn!

by Sensual Heelang November 29, 2003

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Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more hours.

Oh, so you're not a "real doctor," you're an eye dentist

by Pattyfitz December 7, 2014

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California Dentist

The act of telling your friends/family one thing and then going off and having sex.

Me and my girlfriend went and had a California Dentist last night after telling our parents we were going to the movies.

by Pitman123 June 23, 2007

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Dented can

When someone appears perfect or to have it "all together" like a perfectly placed can on the grocery shelf...but then when you look closer at the can you see its riddled with hidden dents.

Stacy always acts like she is so much better than everyone but she stays in every weekend eating ice cream and crying while watching Bridget Jone's Diary...what a dented can!

by Kerrie Z July 15, 2011

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