Ditch Donkey 

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!

Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!

Ditch Donkey by jackhammer Dave March 9, 2011

ditch weed 

your mama in a thong

ditch weed by jose vasquez October 20, 2003

Ditch Pepsi 

An unopened can or bottle of Pepsi typically found in the ditch along a roadway.

I really wanted this ditch Pepsi but not after I saw that new commercial. Now I know why the ditch Pepsi was there in the first place.

Ditch Pepsi by Undead_dm April 10, 2017

Ditch Witch 

A black Jeep

Bob’s driving skill really impressed us as he veered off the road and flew around the culvert in the Ditch Witch

Ditch Witch by cfrounfe1 June 17, 2018

Ditch pig 

A group of mountain bikers in Victoria BC. They are renowned for their ability to find trails and their annual long distance rides through the wilderness.

Double the the order for beer, food, TP and air freshner. The Ditch Pigs aare stopping here on their annual tour.

Ditch pig by Porky Pig November 5, 2003

Ditch Chicken 

Used primarily in the underground world. Made popular around the Upstate New York area.

1) A woman who continues to hook up with men out of her league, and consistently gets rejected and goes back to hanging out with regs.

2) A lady who has spent a long time dating one guy and is dumped for a another more attractive mate.

3) A person you find throwing up while trying to find a good place to take a piss outside a party.

4) A streewalker who can be seen wandering around after 3 AM or 4 AM.

You hear Taylor dated Seth Green. Guess what she dumped her, and now she wants back with me. She's such a ditch chicken.

Hey bro whos the ditch chicken out back with the heaves?

Come on, we should stop and pick up a ditch chicken; it's our last night in Vegas.

Ditch Chicken by SsTtUu June 10, 2011

Ditch Witch 

A Witch that will make it easier for you to ditch class, or to ditch your friends (if you have any)

The ditch witch helped Tommy to ditch class.

Ditch Witch by Jaykay4132 April 14, 2014