dese

=These.

I love dese hoes.

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

desegregation

When a group of people try to bring another person into their crowd. (Often someone already in the crowd will dismantle the desegregation and fuck up a possible desegregation)

Sarah was desegregated and finally brought into Joe's gang.
Henrietta was jealous and didn't like this so she very bitchily thoroughly dismantled the desegregation and any chance of a relationship between Sarah and Joe.

by The Mamma with the Quan November 1, 2007

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

desert theory

a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.

Also known as 'just deserts.'

Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.

by JustDeserts November 26, 2010

Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.

Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.

by J Chasky July 25, 2006

Desearch

to perform some deep research i.e. facebook creep

to be a good desearcher, one must go offline so people won't see that you've been on 6 hours straight.

Quita:"Chris got who pregnant ?!?"

Dave: "Some girl; I'll do some desearch to find out"

by Elle & The Boss July 22, 2009

densesitive

1. having acute mental or emotional sensory over issues and/or facts that you are wrong about

2. easily pained, annoyed, over things that someone is stupid; slow-witted; dull about

Honey dont cry, your just wrong and thats ok, don't be so densesitive!

by DunSun May 2, 2013