Chronic Coma 

When one has smoked so much weed that they're literally crippled to the spot and in a coma like state. Usually very enjoyable

lorsteez: damn dude peep game on jbagel over by the couch

jbagel: i can't feel my feet..or my hands, or my face!

lorsteez: dude nah, you're just in a chronic coma that's all

Chronic Coma by Lorsteezy May 3, 2009

Chronic Lateness 

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.

Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.

Chronic Lateness by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010

chronic unemployment 

Being unemployed for at least six months, not due to medical reasons. Considered a major problem as most employers will not hire someone who has been unemployed for six months.

Eighteen months of chronic unemployment has wrecked my finances.

chronic unemployment by Maschinenmensch February 17, 2016

Chronic weeb syndrome 

Chronic Weeb Atndrome or CWS is often where a weeb will feel depressed after finishing a series that they loved and may start to show actual symptoms of depression such as becoming that emo kid at school, becoming more anti-social to even their loved ones, and committing suicide while these cases are rare or never even documented it shows their dedication and need for anime.

The only way to cure this if only temporarily is to find them a new anime to watch that they will enjoy and is equivalent to or surpasses the original anime though a majority of the time cases aren't that severe but should always be treated as such due to the unpredictable nature of weebs and many cases are hard to distinguish.

There have been similar cases for non-weebs to more common shows but never very severe symptoms comparatively but there probably has been one case of severe symptoms even if undocumented due to how imbecilic some people may be as so this cases should also be treated as severe there have also been similar cases documented where this symptoms will occur after a favorite character is killed off and they do not have any evidence of the character coming back to life or the character killed being a sort of double of the character.

Hannah: Have you seen Angelina lately?
Aidan: Ya' I think she has Chronic Weeb Syndrome
Thomas: Well recently she finished an anime she really enjoyed
Hannah: Well she has the emo kid trait down and Thomas has she been anti-social to you and your parents recently?
Thomas: Yes
Hannah: She's got Chronic Weeb Syndrome

Chronic weeb syndrome by The chronic weeb March 29, 2020

Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease 

Exactly what the term implies. It refers to someone who seem to always say the most inappropriate thing at the most inappropriate time.

Commonly also referred to as CFMD. There is no known medical cure for this ailment. It tends to be hereditary and is usually passed down from the father's side of the family. Typically the gene is passed from father to son but it has been known to appear in females. Sufferers of this malady also tend to lack class and moral terpitude especially when surrounded by groups of people. They also tend to tell really inappropriate jokes that includes racist and or sexist comments and wonder why they are still single.

Guy with CFMD: Wow you have nice tits.

Hot chick in bar: OMG! You are crude.

CFMD's Wingman: You can't just say that to a stranger especially some hot chick you have no chance with. You must have Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease like your daddy.

Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease by activestatic July 15, 2010

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains 

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.

"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome 

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).

Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...

Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome by spinal_compression October 20, 2009