Gator cape

A mullet.

Barber: mornin' Bobby, you want me to clean up that gator cape?

Bobby: yessum.

by Uncle_Mike July 2, 2022

Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.

Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!

by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011

cape breton

An island in eastern canada part of nova scotia the best place on earth to live the island is shaped like the number six.

I will always love living in cape breton

by kenneth123 September 19, 2006

capeesh?

Do you understand? From the Italian

I'm the boss here, asshole. Capeesh?

by cornholio October 4, 2003

cakesexual

When a person is sexually aroused and attracted to a spongey baked good, usually topped with icing.

ralph- 'hey bro did you see that cake over there?'
dave- 'oh yeah bro it turns me on'
ralph- 'dude stop being so cakesexual'

by bruh, wut. November 8, 2014

thug cakes

pancakes that are made with swagger out the ears and shirtless, while the chef shouts words that are considered discriminatory towards the general population, mostly women. They taste as if theyre straight out of a hoodified pancake house. Just how yo momma made em.

So I was whippin up some thug cakes the other day, when some scally ass trick busta that I just gave it to, came up and starting talking some bullshit, so a whacked her with the spatula and put her on her ass.

by boomgoesdadynomite39444 September 16, 2009

cakesterbation

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.

Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.

by The Don2 October 2, 2007