Get the Boulder Shouldermug. The place to go if you like doing hard drugs at lunch. Just make sure you avoid the cameras or Hobbs might make a move on you. No where else would you be walking on a field trip with your teacher by the creek and see your class mate hitting the bong. Senior ditch day the day after Halloween, and on st Patrick’s, and 420. The bathrooms the ‘vape rooms’ and your teacher asks you how your 420 was. You walk in, the friendly face of your teacher greets you, all of you. At least the students can get teachers coffee from the nearby gas station to redeem their long bathroom breaks!
by So fresh and so clean May 8, 2023
Get the Boulder highmug. A gigantic rock, typically used in combat to crush the enemy back in September 7th, 2011- July 21st, 2020.
Herodotus: And as I was saying, all major battles in history were won by throwing giant boulder's down a hill.
by fwgwgwg March 13, 2023
Get the Bouldermug. Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
Get the crunch fitness bouldermug. Redneck Girl 1: Do ya like my new boudler holders? Bill said that it makes my boobs look bigger.
Rednack Girl 2: Yeah! My boulder holders er too big.
Rednack Girl 2: Yeah! My boulder holders er too big.
by y u do this to me November 27, 2018
Get the Boulder Holdersmug. by AYEE GRL January 13, 2011
Get the bouldermug. by realgmufafucka October 13, 2017
Get the slinging bouldersmug.