boulder artist

n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.

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Have you seen Erin's photos of Machu Picchu? She is truly a boulder artist.

Bolder than who?

by gnostic3 November 18, 2017

kick boulders

Telling someone to try really hard to get the fuck out of here or there.

Why are you here, bitch kick boulders

by Ms_Sassy November 21, 2017

boulder bay

what the bottom of your toliet looks like after a crap.

you dropped so many rocks in the shitter, it looks like a boulder bay now.

by cythebeerguy October 8, 2016

Swamp ‘n a boulder

When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.

My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.

by SWAMMMPYIE January 23, 2018

Mossy Boulders

One’s hairy nuts that are in desperate need of a lineup.

1.Damn bro… I got myself some Mossy Boulders
2. OMG… Did you hear Jake has some Mossy Boulders?!?

by TSM_NuttSacc September 18, 2021

water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.

Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.

by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018

Boulder Holders

A nickname for a bra, mostly used in rural area and rednecks.

Redneck Girl 1: Do ya like my new boudler holders? Bill said that it makes my boobs look bigger.
Rednack Girl 2: Yeah! My boulder holders er too big.

by y u do this to me November 27, 2018