Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.

I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

giggling in my boots

when something is really funny even if you aren’t wearing boots.
used like an “lol”, “lmao” etc

person1: yo that video was so funny

person2: i know it’s got me giggling in my boots

by poopydoopyhead123 January 31, 2022

slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased

A term used to express exaggerated joy and approval by onlookers or witnesses to behavior perceived as iconic or fierce (e.g. a death drop during a voguing performance, a friend looking hot in a provocative outfit, etc.), or at an unexpected but propitious outcome (e.g. a celebrity coming out, news of a highly anticipated album drop, etc.), typically within the context of gay counterculture.

The term is a portmanteau and takes the form of a command followed by a proclamation. "Slay the house down boots" mixes the use of "slay", widely used as a shorthand to express joyful surprise, with the instruction to slay "the house down", implying a larger edifice or audience, typically in the context of a performance. The addition of "boots" is used for shock effect, echoing wider gay parlance. "Houston I'm deceased" is a play on the lines used by astronauts communicating to NASA's Mission Control and implies that the reaction was so urgent that a well-known authority had to be notified; "I'm deceased" humorously implies that something was so overwhelming that the speaker has passed away. The impossibility of literal use accentuates the chaos and humor.

The term is used primarily among queer youths and emerged from the NY ballroom and drag scene before percolating into wider gay culture, primarily via memes and alt Twitter. It is used for its flamboyant flair and for its tendency to bewilder straight audiences.

*Performer executes a flawless death drop while voguing*
"Yis maw maw you better werk"
"Slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased!!"
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by rabidtuberculosis August 1, 2023

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

You say this when you burn or roast someone.

Person 1: This is stupid
Person 2: No you’re stupid! Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur…

by TheHumanoidPerson March 23, 2022

killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

Kinky Boots

A song by the Irish making fun of the British calling them gay, making fun of their uniforms, etc.
Also the best song in the world

"Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, and lovely khaki suit
And hen we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hands
For we are the British Army and we're here to take your land"

by idk what to name my self December 10, 2021

splash the boots

to urinate

Could you indicate me where's the restroom? I need to splash the boots.

by kishigae October 31, 2008