Blitzkreig

The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.

Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!

by Hitler April 1, 2005

Blitzkrieg Bop

The act of hitting someone so hard that you send them back to World War 2.

Ethan was being a cunt so I gave him a Blitzkrieg Bop.

by ProPyro138 May 17, 2016

blitzer

Something which has a bad effect on a person or thing.

That fight we had last night was a proper blitzer!

by benits February 6, 2006

Blitz

When you rush things with a girl, you can be succesful or non-succesful. Used alot by cocky football jocks

Jock 1: Dude i heaed about you and Steph

Jock 2: She's so stiff but i decided to blitz and actually got a hand job

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Dial up a blitz

to defecate

man, those baked bean are gonna make me dial up a blitz!

by curveball December 4, 2009

nano-blitz

A cheap ass tatic used in madden to sack the QB. Usually it's used by noobs or people who aren't too talented playing normal.

The only way Chris can win is to nano-blitz all game.

by Mitchellfrog April 8, 2007

blitz

Blitz-Very cold

Used to describe weather conditions or how one is feeling.

1)Shit bruv! Its Blitz outside ya know.

2)Man, I'm bareBlitz!

by Skinny Boi March 29, 2005