Bijan

A rare species of Persian cat. So rare, in fact, that there is only one. The BIJAN looks extremely different from the others. He has far less fur then his brethren and has learned to walk on two legs and speak. The BIJAN is the feistiest of all felines, often emitting purrring noises and occasionally making its ferocious RAWRs and ROARs in order to scare its predators, such as the Vicky ;), away. Their diets consist of mainly nutella. The BIJAN is quite sexyful, but don't be fooled! If seen, call 911 immediately! :OO

Chick one: Hey, isn't that Bijan over there, eating some nutella?
Chick two: Damn. He's hot!
Bijan: RAWR!!

by RoArRrR July 22, 2009

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Bionic Seahorse

Preferred pool activity of Megan Huber and Andrew Tuwiler.
Also know as the most magical sex position to be performed in a pool
it is done by spreading females legs and place upon the males shoulders the rest is simply the prefer ed mating method.
;D
Variations include : Semi-bionic Seahorse, the Whoping Seahorse, and the Wobbling Seahorse

"Bro, that was the best bionic seahorse ever. I had the bitch in the pool for 2 hours , seahorsing me all the way" :D

by MEGAN :D August 20, 2011

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bajonkers

An insane environment/feeling that comes from being associated with Gonzaga basketball, specifically relating to the experience of going crazy as fuck in The Kennel.

When Gonzaga beats KU and wins the national title, Zag fans everywhere will be going bajonkers

by FergyFerg May 7, 2012

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Bioneer

A bioneer is simply just a bisexual person who is also a pioneer. Bioneers have become bioneers by bioneering before something officially becomes an established thing.

Today I learned that the bioneers of this investment company saw their opportunity after the war ended. The war left this whole entire war-torn region completely destroyed. Once these bisexual pioneers developed the investment company, they went down in history as noteworthy bioneers.

by Circa 1993 AD December 19, 2016

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Hottie Bionics

A term used to describe implants, lifts, tucks, and any other augmentation the "only skin deepers" choose to inflict upon themselves and the rest of us.

Guy A: Take a look, She is SOOO FINE!!

Guy B: Nah it's just Hottie Bionics... Check for the Scars.

Guy A: DUDE... ... ... that's so wrong...

Guy B: Just tryin to KEEP IT REAL!

by Rock Hardigan January 13, 2009

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