beeper

A designated driver that puts their cell phone number on facebook or some other site like CollegeBeeper.com or AppStateBeeper.com so anyone who needs a ride to the bars or a party can call them. The driver usually charges about $2 per person in the vehicle.

Drunk Kid 1 - "Dude, when's the beeper coming?"

Drunk Kid 2 - "I called her 15 minutes ago, she'll be here any second"

by colliojulio April 14, 2011

Bumperbiter

An animal (or person) that bites a truck or car bumper.

My dog Ug, a bumperbiter, bites my truck bumper whenever the vehicle starts and has left multiple teeth marks.

by Chilley November 27, 2011

Bimperman

Someone who is insistent to do something with someone that the 2nd person is unable to do

"Hey want to play some Rocket League?"
"No, sorry I don't have it"
"Hey want to play some Rocket League?"
"No, I don't have the game quit asking, you bimperman"

by CakeyPoo July 9, 2017

Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

bumper bowling

The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.

"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."

by Meaty Pablo December 15, 2007

carpet bumper

When two lesbians rub their pelvic bones against each other as bumper cars.

Those two chicks were carpet bumpers all night long because neither one of them had a dick!

by Chthonic December 16, 2006

Bumper

A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.

Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."

"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"

"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"

"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."

"That's a bumper thing to do!"

by Jay De July 19, 2009