i before e except after c except when

I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.

I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

Kissing homie before sleep

Kissing homie before sleep is not gay. Its act of kindnes and friendship.

Homie 1: I am Kissing homie before sleep
Homie 2: Yo nigga that is gay as fuck
Homie 1: No it is not

by Fritovane Hranolečky December 9, 2020

Pussies before wussies

The response to guys when they quote the "Bros before hoes" line.

Steve said he couldn't hang out with me on Friday because he already made plans with the guys and then told me "bros before hoes" so I made plans with the girls and told him "pussies before wussies."

by Bobcat_Grl April 12, 2011

Befuddle

To confuse or baffle

They know too much, we must plug their ears with bananas and attempt to befuddle them.

by Brian Abenes April 17, 2004

nightmare before christmas

Coming home from a Christmas Eve party early and find your parents having sex on the couch. You father is dressed up like Santa and your mother is dressed up like Mrs. Clause.

Chris: I walked in on my parents having sex on Christmas Eve.

Peggy: That's a real Nightmare before Christmas!

by Really messed up March 27, 2010

Befro

A new and more swank way of saying "word" i.e. "word homie"

"dude that is a sweet new whip." "Befro"

by sh9est danke hombre October 12, 2009

Befuckery

Something so agitating or unorthodox it is considered unusual or strange.

That tripple play to close out the game was total befuckery.

by Frush Prunce July 2, 2017