batterbomb

A Batterbomb refers to ejaculation. "Batter" is a shortened form of "baby batter" which is slang for male sperm. The "bomb" refers to its impact on a person's, preferably a woman's, face.

IE: After they screwed he dropped a Batterbomb on her face.

by 1LOWAZN September 2, 2007

batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Battery Cannibalism

1. The act of borrowing fresh batteries from one working device to power that of another. 2. The act of swapping the good batteries from a working device with the dead batteries of another device in order to use the device that originally contained the dead batteries.

Most often practiced with AA or AAA batteries in remote controls. 9 volt battery cannibalism is extraordinarily cruel due to the expense and lack of extra 9 volt batteries in the home.

When Kyle swapped the good batteries from the living room TV remote with the dead ones from his bedroom remote, he was practicing Battery Cannibalism.

by Wizzardfan August 6, 2011

battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016

Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.

The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk

by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018

Battery

Something used to boost energy by shoving up ones asshole

"I've been really tied recently."

"Try shoving a battery up your ass, that'll help."

by SiliCookie November 8, 2019

batterslap

the act of slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Brady was angry at Logan so he decided to batterslap him across the face.

by Norman Harris March 6, 2008