baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021

Take and bake

When you're giving it to your girl doggystyle while she is making your after snack.

My girl is the shit, last night it was on the take and bake and she made me twice baked potatoes.

by J Egg April 21, 2019

Bake Cookies

Verb

1. Sexual Intercourse

Nick: Yo Kate what do you say we go bake cookies?

Kate: Okay sounds good to me

Nick: Perfect, now i have a chance to use my grandmas secret recipe

by The Master Cookie Chef March 3, 2009

Baked Chicken

Getting high to the point where you are thoroughly and sufficiently baked through, as a fully cooked chicken would be.

Dude, I got so stoned last night, I was Baked Chicken for sure.

by Adrizzy69 January 8, 2017

bake-over

A condition suffered the morning after having smoked, eaten, or otherwise ingested a copious amount of marijuana or hashish. Typical symptoms include sluggishness, tiredness or the inability to get out of bed, and a general feeling of no motivation to engage in physical movement or intellectual challenge. Can be brought on by either too much weed or too many brownies, nacho chips, or microwave popcorn.

Girlfriend (in the bathroom, yelling): "Let's go down to the beach today."

Boyfriend (in bed): "Not a chance. I'm fine right here."

GF: "Five joints and a bag of chips...you've got a bake-over. Get your butt up and let's get some sun."

by rockstar1 May 19, 2009

wake and bake

A stoner's lone motivation to forego snoozing for ten more minutes. Also known as "morning glory" and "the buffer between my fist and my boss's face."

"I'm ready for bed. Leave the bong ready so we can wake and bake before work."

by The Prototype May 8, 2007

Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.

Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head

by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017