anus fiddler 

one who fiddles with anuses, creating a musical toot.

Im an anus fiddler, may i fiddle with your anus?

anus fiddler by MacW October 24, 2003

Anus to Anus 

1. A sex act where-in 2 people use a double-headed dildo to make their anus's kiss. 2. Pushing a dildo that is in two persons anus's so deep that both of their anus's come in contact with each other. 3. Anus kissing.

You, me and a double-headed dildo going at it Anus to Anus.

Anus to Anus by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

anus strange-hold

When you really have to shit and you sit on the toilet for an hour grunting and pushing but can't shit. Finally you squeeze out a small rock turd and thats all you do.

anus strange-hold
Aaron: Sorry to keep you waiting. I have had a major anus strangle-hold today.

anus strange-hold by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008

Anus McAnus 

An utter stronzo, and foolish wonder. It is regularly amazing how ignorant this person can be. Often wearing all-over designer gear, to prove how 'special' they are. A cock.

"What an Anus McAnus from the clan McAnus. An offensive to the organic legions."

Anus McAnus by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004

ANUS over ASS 

ANUS over ASS is the --Idea-- that the word "Anus" is funnier then the swear word "Ass." Even though the word Ass is considered rude, and the word Anus is a medical term.

"An Example of the ANUS over ASS Idea. Notice both sentences are almost completely the same, but Anus just adds a funnier image to the idea."

(Two men shouting at a woman walking down the street)

(Man 1) Damn baby, that big swollen Ass is driving me crazy!
(Man 2) Damn baby, that big swollen Anus is driving me crazy!

ANUS over ASS by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

anus wreath 

the ring of hair surrounding your butthole.

"hey morgan! did you shave your anus wreath today?"

anus wreath by borkupine April 10, 2010

Anus Beef 

A funny misspelling by "Hardees Thick Burgers", which is laughed about commonly. People also like to put this into motivators and make it copypasta.

Development as german meme:
Also an increasing number of people in Germany begin to use this word as a term for bad tasting burgers.
This is also used as a relation to the latest "Gammelfleisch Skandal" / "Rotten meat scandal" in Germany.

Dude 1: Dude, did you try those new Double Ultracheese Burgers at <insert burger restaurant here>?

Burger Dude: Forget about them, they contain Anus Beef!

Anus Beef by !ng December 18, 2009