Amusement Park Table

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair

What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.

by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

Adust

Some beta male that goes in people's chats and promotes his own tweets. He also wear's a hat because he never gets a trim at a barbers called Naz Barbers.

Yo have you seen that new up and coming streamer from the LGBT community?
Yes i have, his name is Adust.

by Joltyy September 8, 2020

Abdusalaam

A dude who pretty much tries to be loved by everyone. He laughs allot and wants to be known as the best at everything he does. Abdusalaam is a very lazy person and can be a real pain when he wants to though.

Looks = 8/10
Athletics=8/10
Smarts=7/10
Personality=10

That dude really be trying to be a an abdusalaam

by Salaamy April 19, 2021

ambush

The act of being suprised by a woman's unkempt, unshaven pubic region.

ambush - He pulled off her panties and was surprised by the copius amounts of pubic hair, it was an ambush.

ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.

by Barnold April 1, 2004

ambush

when your giving a girl a shocker and you bust the skin inside between her asshole and vagina

i was fingerblasting jennys holes and i gave her an ambush....there was blood

by Drinell October 10, 2005

Amusement park ride

A wild, multifaceted sexual encounter.

I was rode like an amusement park ride.

by Gypsy Lagoon July 28, 2014

Unicorn Ambush

A sign of bromantic affection or a practical joke where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs his family jewels so hard he defecates in his pants!

"Dude! I was down in the lobby and just saw a big guy just jump on this AZN dude's back and grab his nuts! The AZN was so freakin scared he shit his pants!"
"No way! He Unicorn Ambushed that slope!"

by Gatito! March 31, 2009