Wetty

A lad/girl who spends all their time with their other half, rejecting mates to be loved up

Youre such a wetty for spending the last week with your missus

by qwerty523 October 22, 2011

Wetty Warmer

peeing in your wetsuit while out in the surf to provide warmth.

It was 10*C in the water, but the surf was great, so I did a wetty warmer and stayed out another 1/2 hour

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Mini Wheat

A girl who is attractive from the back but ugly as sin when seen face to face.

There are degrees of mini wheats, like to 1/2 mini wheat who is hot from all angles from behind, or the 9/10 mini wheat who is bangable from all directions except head on.

"I saw this girl with a perfect ass in line, but when she turned around she was a mini wheat."

by Skivwidget April 26, 2006

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

by Heywood Jablowmie August 3, 2004

Wheatabix

a fat piece of shit who sits around in scooby doo underwear jammin "Aint No Nigga"

Yo man you need to do somethin with your life, dont be like wheatabix.

by My Name September 15, 2003

whatthefuckiswrongwitheveryonetoday

seriously!

whatthefuckiswrongwitheveryonetoday you know what i'm saying!

by thomo2223xdf January 9, 2009

wettuce

A cool remix of the phrase 'wet lettuce'. Meaning a water- sodden leaf of that well known vegetable, the lettuce.

"Eww! Don't throw wettuce at me whilst we do the dishes!"

by Mr. Vegetable January 22, 2005