don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you

' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

by idgawmabi January 14, 2020

Shoop Da Whoop

Shoop Da Whoop is the realease of a high velocity particle beam from one's mouth. It is commonly called a "Lazor", but is not one, as a laser does not send things flying, as a Shoop Da Whoop does. The name, "Shoop Da Whoop" comes from the sound of the particle beam firing, Shoop, being a sudden intake of air, Da, being the actual firing, Whoop being another intake of air.

To fire the Shoop Da Whoop, it is necessary to open one's mouth to large size, so as to keep it from being incinerated or blown off one's face.

Man: I am randomly going to fire my lazor. (Shoop Da Whoop)

Shoooop...
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Whoooop...

by humanANDROID June 9, 2009

can of whoop ass

An actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of National Geographic.

See this? (shoves can in listener's face) I'm about to open up a can of Whoop Ass.

by Misterdoe February 8, 2005

land whoop

Country pothole

Sam and Becky were skipping through the field and fell in a land whoop

by Canola02 June 30, 2018

SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP

A Basic Summary of all Modern Rap Music On The Radio. It originated from bored white people who listened to punk rock who wished to express their distaste for the retarded music on the radio. The Tern “SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP” is basicly a mockery of the popular music today.

DA NEWEST SINGLE BY GANGSTA GRILLZ
ISS CALLED “SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP”

by Bear Hunter May 13, 2009

Whoo Whoop

The sound a woman with tourettes makes when she is penetrated during sexual intercourse.

*Bounces on top of dick*
WHOO WHOOP

by Notamine November 14, 2017

millenial whoop

1. The sequence of notes that alternates between the fifth and third notes of a major scale that is used as the musical hook of pop songs of the era between the mid-2000's to 2010's.

2. A major ingredient of what makes current pop music sound uniformly like shit.
3. An indicator that shows that millenials lack the ability to appreciate fine art and are either too stupid or too lazy to create something original.

Oh no, not another shit song on the radio again with that stupid millenial whoop "wa-oh...wa-oh" sound.

by JamSlams October 21, 2017