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vertically challenged 

what most midgets or short people are.

Vertically Challenged 

Someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won't

Or a Non offensive term for a midget
Jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!

Vertically Thick 

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.
Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.
Vertically Thick by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

Verticals 

The act of taking a handle, specifically of McCormicks, Apple flavor, and tilting it until it is perfectly 180 degrees "vertical" and drinking as long as you can.
"We're going back to his place to take a couple casual verticals."

"Good Morning, I'm so plyat, want a vertical?"

"Hey, he looks pretty gone/blacked out/hamsuaced, wanna vertical?"

Hey wanna go take a few verticals in the gazebo?

Hey wanna shot? no.. I'll take a fucking vertical!!!!

My summer is going to consist of verticals and vertricals..

Vertically Inclined 

A politically correct term for calling people tall. (hehe)
My friend Mr. Gomez is vertically inclined.

Vertically inclined 

A proffered or professional term for tall people
That model over there is vertically inclined