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Super-virgin

A girl (or guy) who has made it all the way to college level or beyond without ever having been kissed. These individuals have various reasons for their conditon: prudishness, lack of avaiability, extremely shy nature, or just plain bad luck. Are often unfairly criticized and/or ridiculed; See Captiains of the V-squad.
After an amusing night of playing "pass the playgirl", we realized that porn magazines are actually Super-virgin kryptonite when Caitlin screamed and fell off the bed upon seeing her first "full frontal".
by sushichick June 27, 2005
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Expert virgin

One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.
Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
by pussypunchingpenis August 5, 2008
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virgin talent

A talent or skill rendering those possessing it a likely virgin.
Guy 1: Whoah, that geek speaks Klingon.
Guy 2: Now that's a virgin talent.
by iantheman July 27, 2006
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Virgincy

The act of losing ones virginity in an emergency.
"Dude I just had sex for the first time last night during that earthquake."

"Haha, you just had yourself a virgincy."
by MonkeySpanker9000 March 19, 2010
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Virgin Mary Syndrome

An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.
Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.

Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.

Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
by 69 All Stars May 8, 2013
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Virgin Daddy

The one guy that gets everything but sex. This can include oral, hand job, or anal, just not vaginal penetration.
As a freshmen John became a virgin daddy to stay within his religious boundaries.
by Virgin_daddy March 5, 2017
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Virginese

A girl who has sucked dick before but has never had sex
“Hey I just sucked Steve’s dick! I’m finally a virginese”
by graperepresentative January 17, 2018
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