Super-virgin 

A girl (or guy) who has made it all the way to college level or beyond without ever having been kissed. These individuals have various reasons for their conditon: prudishness, lack of avaiability, extremely shy nature, or just plain bad luck. Are often unfairly criticized and/or ridiculed; See Captiains of the V-squad.

After an amusing night of playing "pass the playgirl", we realized that porn magazines are actually Super-virgin kryptonite when Caitlin screamed and fell off the bed upon seeing her first "full frontal".

Super-virgin by sushichick June 27, 2005

Super-Virgin 

A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.

Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives} Jacob: Because I have the power of God! Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a [virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)

Super-Virgin by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018

Super Virgin 

One who hasn't expierienced anything remotely sexual such as one's first kiss or even had a relationship. Typically an insult, in referance to one's innexpierence or hardships finding a signifigant other.

"I wish I could get myself a girlfriend, I'm a senior in college and still havent had my first kiss!"

"Haha, you're still a Super Virgin!"

"Shut up! That's not funny!"

Super Virgin by Cheesedanish721 December 4, 2009

super virgin 

A virgin who has also not given nor received oral or anal sex, hasn't even got to third base.
Usually applies to young males.

We haven't had sex yet, but at least I'm not a super virgin anymore.

super virgin by TheMonger May 24, 2006

Super virgin 

A person who will never get pussy

You know gage jaques and Dominic ficuciello, those guys are super virgins

Super virgin by Capt wsa July 2, 2015

Super Virgin 

Someone who is VERY inexperienced. Mainly losers or shy people.

"I am the biggest super virgin you will EVER meet."

Super Virgin by EpicXxFailure May 21, 2009

Super Virgin 

A virgin who tries way too hard lose his virginity with girls, almost always creeping on them. Often a state at parties, being wheelbarrowed away, like a mess. Can (optionally) have been fingered by a gay guy, pretending it was a girl. Once a super virgin breaks this with a girl, he then becomes a normal virgin, requiring sex from another, different girl to lose his virginity.

Person 1: Haha! Mad harry hoofter got fingert!
Person 2: What a super virgin.

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Super Virgin: Are we dae'in this or whit?
Any Girl: Gads. You're such a super virgin creep.

Super Virgin by Trololololbole August 11, 2011