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Expert virgin

One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.

Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?

by pussypunchingpenis August 5, 2008