fart turd

A fart off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 14, 2016

word turd

A pejorative term applied to the unacceptable words and phrases submitted to Urban Dictionary.

Surfuckingprise, another word turd just came down the chute from that hyperlexical “genius,” Dr Bunnygirl.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

fried turd sandwich

A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.

He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023

Whac-A-Turd

A spinoff arcade game a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein seriously drunk partygoers are convinced to whack real turds that pop up with a rubber mallet to win more drinks.

Whac-A-Turd is a horrifically messy, gooey game whose stink can be the absolute worst, but for sure the drinks make it all totally worthwhile!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

soft serve turd

That smooth and continuous, super creamy turd that resembles soft serve ice cream.

I’m just gonna openly brag about this astounding evenly colored and perfectly formed soft serve turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

turd chewer

One that chews poo. Could be a poofer, a gay or someone that just loves to eat poo.

This guy is a turd chewer!

by Aleman2 December 29, 2009

Amber turd

Amber turd, also occasionally refered to as amber heard, is a gold digging, narcissistic, abusive piece of shit who likes taking shits on her partners beds and blaming it on the four pound teacup yorkies, she got married to Johnny Depp in 2015 and leeched off of his career and abused him, she then wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post claiming Depp was a wife beater, even when she was the real abuser, in 2022 Depp sued her for defamation and won but attempts to make everyone feel bad because her dog stepped on a bee.

Amber turd also assaulted her ex girlfriend, tasya van Ree.

by Yesdaddy123 June 2, 2022