Tooth sweater

When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.

"Does anyone have gum? I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, and it feels disgusting."
"Oh, you've got tooth sweaters?"

by Cara Dee December 9, 2008

Snaggle Toothed

a person with teeth in their mouth that are not alligned with each other.

Joe had an appointment with the orthodontist to get his snaggle toothed grin fixed.

by Tonja J. December 23, 2008

Cold Tooth

When you bite into a popsicle or any other cold substance, and you have the pleasure of feeling intense cold pain on your tooth.

"That ice cream gave me cold tooth!"

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

Toothbrushery

A way to call out some person's douchbaggery without villifying vaginal hygiene devices.

Stop the douchebaggery!
Dude, that's not PC.
Oh...then tell him to stop his toothbrushery.

by TobiasFunkeMD March 6, 2009

Oklahoma Tooth Brush

Occurs when an overnight female guest needs to brush her teeth in the morning, but does not have a toothbrush. The male then puts toothpaste on his morning boner, then the woman performs oral sex on the man to cure her morning breath.

Bill: So Terry, did you hook up with Suzanne this morning even though she had terrible morning breath?

Terry: Indeed I did Bill, but only after I gave her an Oklahoma Tooth Brush.

Bill: Nice!

by Oklahoma Carl October 14, 2010

Tooth Freeze

when you eat something cold like ice cream or a popsicle, and it hits one of your teeth. you would most likely feel this pain in your front ones with are most sensitive

person 1: yesterday i got a tooth freeze, holy shit it hurt.

person 2: oh yeah man those suck

by itsmedummy August 16, 2009

Tooth Paste Leech

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house

Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....

by bloopey August 20, 2011