tongue scraper

When you lick genitalia that are covered in very coarse pubes.

Wowza.Licking your hairy balls was more effective than using my tongue scraper.

by Novaxixix March 31, 2020

Mustard Tongue

The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.

Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

tongue tango

Making Out

I definitely know him from somewhere, maybe I tongue tango'ed with him at the bar.

by Nattyice January 26, 2017

Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.

Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.

by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010

tinder tongue

Diarreah induced by tonguing a butthole of someone you met on Tinder. Nay!

I don’t have the flu. I have a case of Tinder tongue.

by Loveick April 24, 2018

tongue puppet

A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat

So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?

by Dalby May 8, 2009

tongue jack

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.

Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?

by larry beavers October 26, 2004