Tofurkey

1) Slang for turkey.

2) Tofu that is shaped like a turkey.

1) Tofurkey? Shizzle! I'll make craizizzleberry and some bizach-slapped potatoes, yo!

2) I wasn't talking slang, you moron! I was talking about tofu shaped like a turkey!

by Psychic Jack January 19, 2004

Toff

Eton crew, and thouse who think you know where they come from becuse they named thier bording school, and think second hand books are 'disgusting'

oh my god, you wouldn't catch me buying second hand books, its simply foul

by Victoria October 14, 2003

tofucked

vegetarian for fucked-up

those nasty veggie burgers are tofucked

by errantnight January 16, 2009

Toffee Lee

A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.

Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee

by sparky July 12, 2004

tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"

man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."

by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010

Toffee Town

gay bar/nightclub strips; e.g The Castro, Gay friendly

Dude 1: Are you guys going to the Castro tonight?

Dude 2: Sure am guy, see you in toffee town!

by moneymonk January 13, 2012

Toffee Crammer

a political correct version of Fudge Packer.
one who enjoys to make a "sticky" situation worse, by adding to the mess. can cause major stress levels increase.
~noun~

"STOP being a Toffee Crammer"!
"are you serious? are you some kind of Toffee Crammer or something"
"Do you enjoy being a Toffee Crammer?"

by Stressed Student November 16, 2011