TWAP

The Worst American President

Obama is TWAP.

by Mergatroglodyte December 1, 2009

thwapt

The sound of your ball sac when it hits your girlfriend's hairy chin.

I heard that thwapt from C.J.'s room when Ashley came to help him clean up.

by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 21, 2003

Thwip

Using half your hand to lightly smack someone (usually the back of someone's head.)

Mike made a rude comment so I thwipped him to remind him he's an idiot.

by Alienchief June 5, 2019

thwacking it

to thwackit is to jackoff, spank the monkey, flonk the dolphin, rope the poney, wrestle with the snake, choke the chicken etc. etc.

jimmy thwacked it all night until his shlong turned chrimsen.

by da cheese June 17, 2003

twapping

The process of clapping by tweeting on twitter instead of clapping with one's hands.

Obama's speech was well-received, with the audience twapping furiously.

by divydovy March 10, 2009

thwapt

The art of slapping one's package, balls and all, on a flat, hard surface. i.e. your co-worker's desk

Johnny was giving me the what-for so I thwapt his desk to get his attention.

by The Velvet Hammer October 21, 2003

thwapt

Past tense of thwap...thwap being a sound produced when the back of the hand makes contact with the chest/stomach area of a fully clothed person (when the thwapee is nude, it really rends to be more of a thmak) It describes a person who has just recieved a thwap.

Hey, I've just been thwapt by that random man on the metro...

by Lara October 22, 2003