saffet

A Saffet is most likely a tiny guy with a huge dick and works at a job with a lot of horny girls. He fucks anyone he likes, but is also a very shy guy.

Person 1: who is that guy fucking my mom?
Person 2: that is a sexy af Saffet

by Multatuli November 27, 2021

Swiffer

When a man edges a woman to the point of her being soaked . The woman then rubs her wet pussy all over the mans naked body .

My girlfriend and I swiffered for hours ; she made such a mess over me .

by Squizz we December 22, 2021

Scaffed

The act of losing control of your boyfriends truck resulting in hitting a pole and rolling over. Then running away to avoid punishment.

She really Scaffed her boyfriends truck tonight in East main!

by Rip$20k January 1, 2022

Shaffering

The act of accusing someone of missing too much time at work only to miss time yourself.

Brian accused me of Hughesing but he was shaffering.

by Tardy, absent, Sabbatical January 12, 2022

Swiffertoe

Also called mopsqeeze, a person who follows around someone to use them for financial gain or recreational drugs.

Hey Frank, keep your eyes open cause there is a swiffertoe headed your way.

by pinochio the mud shark January 27, 2022

Swiffer

A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.

Taylor Swift is coming to town. Let’s go to the Hy-Vee and find a Swiffer to take to the show.

by Don Rumsfeld March 18, 2022

Swafford

-Use deception to deprive (someone) of money or possessions.

-Deceive or trick (someone).
-Cause (someone) to believe something that is not true, typically in order to gain some personal advantage.
-Act dishonestly or unfairly in order to gain an advantage, especially in a game or examination.
-A cunning or skillful act or scheme intended to deceive or outwit someone.

I was at my buddies house yesterday and I tried to swafford him out of some money.

by I'm M lovin It March 28, 2022