Shreked

The post-experience of brutal anal sex leaving you butthurt but yet satisfied. Originated in the youtube video, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."

Yo man I just got shreked and my butt hurts so much but it was so good

by Mr.Sarastic November 7, 2014

shreklings

In the 'Shrek Is love, Shrek is life 4ever after' video on YouTube, Shrek says to the kid "All those who believe in me are my children" before leaving the room. These 'children' are known as shreklings. They are all around you and are often seen quoting Shrek is love Shrek is life.

billy: The game is over.

Ned: It's never ogre!

Ted: Yeah! This is my swamp!

Billy: You little shreklings.

by Izzeh5 November 16, 2014

Shrekoning

A common western coming of age party / tradition where members who have recently turned 14 shove figures of shrek up their rectum

"Wanna go to my shrekoning party tonight?" "Boy that shrekoning was fun!"

by shrek your lord an saviour October 17, 2018

shrek

a beautiful, youthful, green, goddess who is accompanied by a majestic donkeh.

omg you look like shrek

oh thanks ig

by shreksknee June 12, 2019

Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human

WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!

by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021

shrekarita

A strawberry margarita in a collectors edition McDonald's Shrek-the-Third cup complete with green venti-sized Starbucks straw.

Oh hell yeah, shrekaritas! We're getting fucked up!

by K-Swine and Hollywood March 19, 2009

shrek lover

A small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a cunt, then is slapped and sent to bed. He finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his ass to provide shrek an easy target. Shrek penetrates him and roars once he cums in the poor child. It's all ogre now.

Foolish Jonny. He puts too much stock into shrek He is a true shrek lover

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015