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stump jumper

An overly promiscuous or in some other way, sexually indiscrimenant man. (comes from the old saying 'he don't care he'd f_@& that stump if he knew there were no bees in it)
That stump jumper is so horny he'd fu___ a pile a rocks as long as he knew there wasn't a snake in it
by MikeeJay63 February 16, 2010
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patrick stump

Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather have sex with, a werewolf or a leprechaun? Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. and when I become famiss we will have sex all the time.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!

Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008
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Pump A Stump

Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump
by PhatMike May 16, 2006
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Stump Grinding

Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.
Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.
by RafneyJmike November 15, 2011
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Stump Grinding

1) When a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode

2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!

2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
by Awesomanda November 8, 2011
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cum stump

Noun.
A derogatory term for the male genitalia that observes its diminutive stature.
1. Stop posting pictures of your diseased cum stump on here!

2. Guy: I got a big dick.

Girl: Prove it.

Guy: *Removes Pants*

Girl: HAHAHAHA!! That little thing is nothing more than a cum stump!
by Tactical Taco September 16, 2016
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Stump bump

The erection caused by seeing an amputee
Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.
by Asexuals March 19, 2016
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