Bud Standard

The actual original Budweiser beer. Too many little guys have overtaken the beer culture with the terms 'Bud Heavy' or Bud Diesel'.

No, it is Bud Standard. The standard version of Budweiser, and how it was supposed to always be.

Fuck Bud Light and the people who drink it.

"Dude you're drinking Bud Heavies tonight? Nice."

"No faggot, I'm drinking a Bud Standard. Stop ruining the King of Beers by revealing how much of a puss cake you are."

by Uncle Choad August 5, 2009

Standard Tuesday

A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.

Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.

by ATWAi-e-a-o-u November 18, 2011

standardized

Synonym for bullshit.

Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.

I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.

by RopeSnake November 4, 2017

Yinbo standard

The minimum amount of weight any person, including nerds, should be able to do on a given exercise.

Dude! You're so lame! You can't even bench the Yinbo standard!

by pierrecurie March 17, 2004

Quantum Standard Time

A time zone where its all the times, all the time

That dude programs like he must be on Quantum Standard Time!

by QuantumAbacus June 25, 2018

Latin Standard Time (LST)

the independent time that people of latin decent function off of. this usually means they will be late anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours.

Kaitlyn- Where's Lola?
Reesa- Don't you know she runs on Latin Standard Time (LST)?! She'll be here in an hour...

by chacoscontacos June 3, 2018

I just have really high standards

when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.

Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.

by crass June 27, 2004