Skunking

To skunk:

(third-person singular simple present skunks, present participle skunking, simple past and past participle skunked)

1. To make a Skype call to someone while drunk.

Dania: Jeff was Skunking last night!

Mike: Oh my god who did he skunk?

Dania: Matt, from the Bar!

by RttaM December 9, 2009

nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.

What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.

by Moon Fish May 8, 2009

Spunding

Removing a banana from the peel. Reserving the peel and microwaving it until it is warm, then affixing googly eyes to the peel in a manner in which they look at you and then having crazy, dirty sex with it.

I saw the bananas in the store, they were begging for a good spunding.

by Spunder October 25, 2009

spinking cap

a hat worn when spinking.
must be a trucker hat, electric pink foam, and have a picture of a truck on it with the caption "trucking a'int for sissies"

i need my spinking cap

by gw January 24, 2005

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

spulnking

the art hanging a nigger from a rock wall.

jerome is spulnking into a rock wall after running into the KKK.

by virginmary69 August 6, 2016