Spooning

Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.

"Phillip enjoys spooning Elizabeth"

by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006

Spooning

When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places

Hey Chris would you pass me a lighter? my joint is spooning again!

by spooningsabitch November 4, 2010

Spooning

According to certain misguided people:

1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.

2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.

for definition 2.)

"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"

by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011

Ping Spoofing

Ping Spoofing can be a bannable act

Whay are you Ping Spoofing nigga

Cuz i cAn niggA

by Ya Chan November 18, 2018

stooling

A sexual practice whereby the male in a heterosexual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a dildo to pleasure herself.

The male members of Liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert

by Al and Si March 7, 2003

spooning

Like forking, except with a different untensil.

"Hey, sexy, wanna do some forking tonight?"
"No, I think I'd rather do some spooning."

by xblondexsyndromex August 19, 2006

Spooning

To rub a spoon on somebody, Or to hit them with a Spoon.

"Shane stole a bunch of Plastic spoons from Ben & Jerry's so we had a Spooning party on the couch!"

by Bigbumpen15 October 27, 2009