Splopping

The act of ejaculating on a public toilet seat, with the intent that somebody will sit on it.

Max: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Oliver: "Sorry dude I just got done splopping."

by aquaticsexmachine February 18, 2025

splornched

When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.

"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."

by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025

splorfage

The act of jerking off to a photo of Australian rapper Skippy

Man, that splorfage i did last night was so crazy, it covered my phone

by yahwehofficial9 December 22, 2025

Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

gornf your splornf

to kill someone in one brutal move

Hey bro, you better stop doing that or else I'm going to gornf your splornf!

by morkelorbo October 6, 2020