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Rooster Smoocher

Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.
"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."

or

"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."
by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009
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cock smooch

One who smooches cock. Usually used as an insult
by Aidyn April 12, 2005
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Poon Smooch

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.
DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.
by Adam Handy April 29, 2007
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cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.
hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.
by dizzle pie June 28, 2005
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scooch

a small amount. either of movement or substance.
Scooch that picture down on the left.
Scooch over a bit and let me in.
Just give me a scooch of that cheesecake.
by hi-phi September 29, 2005
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scooch'a dement

Italian slang for a bother or pain in the head (a headache)
My brother broke my bike. He's such a scooch'a dement!
by Bruce Capoferri October 16, 2008
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bald headed scoochie rat

A nappy haired ignorant woman; A ghetto woman that does not know when to stop running her mouth.
that bald headed scoochie rat always be shoving them hot flames in her mouth
by amartinez November 4, 2010
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