rusty smooch

the act of 2 persons putting their assholes together, as if they were kissing.

dan wants to rusty smooch with this guy he works with.

hey mike i was wondering if we could rusty smooch? im kinda in the mood

by puckerboxer5000 May 12, 2010

Smood

The ability to "smell" the essence of "Food" . In hopes that ones apetite will be ignited once they smell the "Smood"

Smell food ravanous first date meetingcorporate smood

by Sir_ Rainbowz January 29, 2018

gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

by sbo August 18, 2011

goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

smoo

A slang word for the female genitalia. A term that is popular with ex-TDC members and readers of "The Picture" magazine.

Phil: SHOWUSYOURSMOO!
Holly: Uh.........no, Phil.

by Cheddar Bob November 27, 2003

Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 10, 2009