Nappy Slapper

A pedophile. One who touches little ones.

That Jimmy Saville is a right Nappy Slapper

by SilentlyUndying August 3, 2013

sperry slapper

A sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry's typically paired with salmon colored shorts and is often in a frat

*walking to class*

Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.

by Jake aka Dale December 27, 2015

Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.

I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.

by Chodecaptain December 14, 2015

Whiskey slappers

A shot of any whiskey chased by a solid slap to the face. The slap is usually delivered by a trusted friend, and gets less painful the more drunk you get.

"Yo man I'm gonna mack on those skanks over there, but I gotta work up my courage. Do some whiskey slappers with me."

"The party got pretty crazy, there were a bunch of guys doing whiskey slappers in the backyard you could hear throughout the entire house."

by Party_Rock August 21, 2012

easy slapper

Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.

I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.

by Come on meow January 11, 2017

shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.

G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

Flounder Slapper

when you slap the outside lips of a girl's orgasm chasm with your love piston for minutes on end

I gave Becky a wild flounder slapper last night, but I forgot to stop before I came now she's pregnant.

by cherrisa June 9, 2019