shonks

Not stonks

shonks

by Meow, boi February 20, 2020

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man with a shiney head: 'i am a shonk'

by the_non_shonk May 13, 2005

Shwanky

anything good.

"That purse is very shwanky"

by Darian Fitzgerald October 17, 2008

Shonking

Having sex. A cross between shagging and bonking.

Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?

Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.

by AngevinQueen October 7, 2009

shonky

Carrying some sort of social stigma; like a place people are aware of but don't like to admit their knowledge.

We used to buy our clothes from the shonky shop.

by DiscoDan March 7, 2005

shonkey

Two animals of the four-legged kind mate to produce a new breed of animal that is mix of the two. Its a misfit. A mistake.

A Shetland Pony that has bred with a Donkey, now that is a Shonkey.

by Juliette Taylor April 17, 2006

Shonk

Slang term used to refer to someone acting rude, passive, impatient, or like a jackass. Also can be used as a replacement to expletives such as bitch, jerk, dick, fuck, and asshole.

The guy who just cut me off was such a shonk; No shonking way

by SlangGuru July 8, 2010