shize

1.an expression of dissatifaction; 2.nickname for someone named Shawn; #. another way to say shit.

YO Shize!!
AW SHIZE!!!

by SHIZ-MATIC February 4, 2004

shizer cock

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK

you motherfuckin shizercock

by dick April 2, 2004

shnikes

Synonym to the word snap, however different in that it's not used in the hip-hop culture. It can be used to describe 1. surprise 2. dismay 3. happiness.

First appearance: 1997, invented by two suburban elementary students: Jesse and Shawn.

1. Oh shnikes, you scared me!
2. Oh shnikes, I bombed that test.
3. Oh shnikes, I found $50!

by Shawn March 3, 2004

Shrizew

Derived from the play "The Taming of the Shrew" written by Shakespeare, "Shrizew" replaces "Shrew" in the play's title. This is a direct result of when the Robinsonification process is applied to modern day dialogue.

"The Taming of the Shrizew"
"Yo, did you read the Shrizew last night?"
"I'd love to go bowling, but I gotta read this shrizew..."

by John March 9, 2005

shnie

only the coolest word ANYONE could ever use.
orginates from Sasketchewan, Alabama

your mother looks very shnie today.

hello there shnie.

is that a shnie?

SHNIE!

by haiewan joojoobean March 17, 2008

Shniz

A mixture of snot and jizz

Billy sais: I just shnizzed all over your moms giant black hole VAGINER!!!!!

by Fuckmcduck October 16, 2008

shnizzle

the verb form of nizzle

i shnizzled yo momma

by Joe Somebodfy April 12, 2003