Shniz

The art of peeing with no hands, n.

"Dude Pat! I just shnized!"

by Shniz February 05, 2015

Shniz

A mixture of snot and jizz

Billy sais: I just shnizzed all over your moms giant black hole VAGINER!!!!!

by Fuckmcduck August 27, 2008

shniz

Cool; Awsome. This word is generally used as a substitute for cool.

This Hamburger is da' Shniz

by yo moma January 12, 2005

shniz

A mystical un-common yet common slang for the female vagina.
A slang word used in the animated show South Park by the character m.r. garrison, also see badge.

John asked "Why does your grandmother have such a wrinkly shniz"?

by joshua r. d. November 05, 2007

shniz

slang for shit

daaaamn, this is some good shniz

by hydroa July 04, 2003

shniz

Chuck Norris' evil twin, who can possess even more ass kicking roundhouses to the face. possibly the most deadly white ninja in all of America.

once he got beat down, he looked up at the face of the Shniz, only to bow down in fear as he was curb-stomped.

by THEJOKESTING November 30, 2010

shaved shniz

a shaved pussy

dude, shaved shniz is awwwwwwesome

by daddy March 14, 2004