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Sheep Penis

A 'sheep penis' is a penis that is so fluffy (excessive pubic hair perchance?) that it closely resembles a sheep. After all, everyone knows that sheep are the fluffiest animals on the planet. The only thing fluffier than a sheep is your penis, hence your penis is a 'sheep penis', and you should really shave your pubes.
Johnny: "Good evening beautiful lady would you be so kind as to take a look at my penis?"
Kate: "Why yes dear fellow I would surely love to see your penis."
*Johnny takes out his penis*
Kate: "Good God, my man! That is one fluffy penis! Dare I say, that right there is a SHEEP PENIS!!!"
Johnny: "Oh no, it appears as though I have a sheep penis. Oh bother."
by Sussy Bazinga October 9, 2022
mugGet the Sheep Penismug.

sheep shitter

Johnny states there are many sheep shitter's on sunday.
by Christopher De Lillo October 16, 2008
mugGet the sheep shittermug.

Sheep Garden

This is the nickname of the leader of enhypen's Jungwon. His name literally means Sheep Garden (Yang: Sheep, Jungwon: Garden). He even dressed as a sheep in I-land.
Person1: Why is Jungwon called Sheep Garden?
Person2: Because that's what his name means.
by Jiminmyfeelings December 31, 2021
mugGet the Sheep Gardenmug.

black sheep

Mary is the black sheep of the family. She's not like the rest of the family.
by not for everyone February 13, 2018
mugGet the black sheepmug.

Go To Sheep

When you become rather tired and slumberous. Either in your bed or some one else's. You close your eyes and go sheep.
Smash:Jack you rook tired go sheep!!
Jack:No I don't wanna go sheep its 6:12 Am
Smash:We'll both go to sheep
by Pidgeon Flake October 20, 2009
mugGet the Go To Sheepmug.

sheep hole

A person who is being fucked or manipulated unknowingly despite their sensing that something is wrong.

An extension to the word "sheeple" ("sheep" plus "people"): Those who follow trends blindly, or those who follow their shepherd and flock mindlessly. But in the case of "sheep hole" they follow blindly despite getting fucked.
I accept that the people at this firm are sheeple, but Marie's team in particular turned out to be real sheep holes.
by Levi Sawyer May 30, 2011
mugGet the sheep holemug.

SHEEP CANDY

Any item or object used to lure a sheep into a sexual encounter, ie closer to the fence.
I' m goin out to the pasture to tend to the newbie. I dont know she looks a lil skidish I might want to bring the sheep candy and my loose boots.
by STEEL TOE BOMBER August 23, 2009
mugGet the SHEEP CANDYmug.

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