satan

guy: i think my ex is the satan
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Satan

1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil
1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!

2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"
by I Don't Matter to You March 05, 2015
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Satan

any person or group whose political views differ from your own
"If we don't take back the White House, Satan is gonna take over the country"
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Satan

Belongs in a conceptual cage.
Pastor "Satan belongs in a cage."

Iam "What makes you think you can control Hym better than I can?"
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Satan

A character that is usually depicted as evil but really deep down is a sensitive person.

He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.
Satan: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
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satan

the person that pisses you off the most and most often.
my sister is satan...

i am satan
by drak March 16, 2005
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satanism

LaVeyan Satanism = goth Atheism

It's adherents play Halloween 365 days a year!

Like normal atheists they are an anti-Christian hate group.

Setian Satanists = admit to worshiping Satan and make no bones about it.
In short they're all a bunch of fuckin sick,twisted ass freaks!
by y'all are fucked up February 28, 2005
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