by redwhite&green March 15, 2011
by viva la j.a.f. November 14, 2007
The mixture of semen and feces that comes about from taking a shit on a woman's chest, tit-fucking her, and then climaxing into the center of the shit.
by MaccabeeWarrior August 02, 2012
by Tony November 08, 2003
A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.
I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.
by detachable_penis17 January 13, 2011
The papal guard based in Vatican city. Don't let their colorful ceremonial dress uniforms fool you, they are an elite fighting force. They all have training in the Swiss army and are part of the smallest standing army in the world, although the main crime in Vatican City is pick pocketing. They were first commissioned by Pope Julius II. Their uniforms are covered in yellow and orange stripes and they wear silver helmets with a red plume on it. They also carry long spears and can be seen guarding highly protected areas of Vatican city that are restricted and only open to employees of the Vatican.
by American Abroad October 12, 2012
by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014