matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.

matt simmons is a dilf

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

Put it on simmer

Something told to/about someone who is over reacting, especially when they're being overly hormonal.

Nick: She's been all over him all night and he's not even single!
Emily: Wow she really needs to put it on simmer

by The bean chillers April 9, 2015

Family of Simmons

A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.

If you see a family of simmons turn and run

by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020

simmer

A flight simulator enthusiast, usually on a home computer.

A group of simmers met on Vatsim.

by Lior Bar-On October 10, 2006

simma down

a common phrase passed around at many instances of the African American family meal

grandma: “y’all be ready to eat when the collard greens simma down”
uncle: “these kids betta simma down right quick while im watchin’ the game
bro: “yo- just simma dog, im on the phone with my honey”

by Nikki November 4, 2004

simmon fuller

a genius who managed the spice girls and s club 7(the greatest pop group of all time)directed and written the 3 sclub series and there movie...later came out with american idol and so you think you can dance-two of the most watched shows in the world

wow he does it all reminds me of simmon fuller

by beachsidebum09 November 11, 2006

Simmons

The biggest creep ever. He is a physics teacher but some may confuse him for Jimmy Savile.

“Oh god, I’ve got Mr. Simmons now.”
“You poor thing, I hope Simmons is careful this lesson.”

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 3, 2018