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Son's Day

The Friday before Mother's Day, when all the son's realize they forgot to get their Mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. So they take the day off work Friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of Son's Day), and end up with no money and no Mother's Day gift.
Son's Day was great this year, I woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. I hope I have enough money to get Mom a gift for Mother's Day on Sunday.
by valleymd May 7, 2010
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valentine's day

The only way to tax on love.

Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.
by Sharpy69 February 18, 2007
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Macy's Day Roll'd

On Thanksgiving 2008, cartoon network had a float in the Macy's Day Parade. They began with a normal song and suddenly, the all too familiar song started and Rick Astley Rick Roll'd the entire country.
Damn! Cartoon network just Macy's Day roll'd us!
by Chypocrite December 15, 2008
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valentine's day

Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.
I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!
by altt February 1, 2004
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Valentine's Day Massacre

The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.
"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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valentine's day

a corporate holiday made by our corupt government to boost our economy
all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week.

all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
by lilskjbaby February 13, 2004
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The Lord's Day

1)First you're hanging out with a real man's man. You know, you're talking about football and plumbing; when he sucks your dick, he's gagging a lot but still getting the job done. Then you take a dump on his chest.

2) What you do with yourself if you're a Redheaded Spaniard and you're not in a round of pure team deathmatch at 230am on a Sunday morning
I had tears running down my check and I couldn't breathe because of The Lord's Day
by DylonCorp April 21, 2011
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