Definitions by altt

valentine's day 

Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.

I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!

valentine's day by altt February 1, 2004

ford focus 

A piece of shit automobile.

Why the fuck did I ever buy a ford focus?

ford focus by altt February 1, 2004