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Pint Rating

A way guys compare with each other how attractive they think a woman is. By judging the number of pints it would take before you slept with each woman. The more pints the less attractive the woman.

For accuracy where pints would not be enough a guy can refer to other measures e.g. shots

For extreme circumstances (a minger) a guy could use something stronger such as LSD.
Guy 1: "Oooh she's fit, Pint rating?"

Guy 2: "I'd say 3-4 pints"

Guy 3: "2 pints and a shot"

Guy 1: "What about her mate, 12 pints?"

Guy 2: "More like 15!"

Guy 3: "No way I'd say say 20 pints and LSD's before i'd shag her!"
by El-magico April 6, 2010
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five to one ratio

the act of male masturbation .....five fingers one penis
i caught my room mate doing the five to one ratio
by FRANK B February 24, 2008
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In/Sent Ratio

The ratio between your received texts (inbox) and Sent texts (outbox). If your outbox has more texts than your inbox than you are probably a loser whose friends don't wanna text you back. If you inbox has more texts than your outbox, you probably have friends and are cool.
Karl: Dude! I feel so great right now I just checked my In/Sent Ratio and it's 146:130

Kevin: That's awesome!
by RT Master February 8, 2009
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chip to dip ratio

That perfect amount of dip (salsa, hummus, etc.) to a chip leaving one with no extra dip or chips extremely rare
Guy 1: Holy crap I got the perfect chip to dip ratio
Guy 2: Are you some type of wizard or something
by LeChaz November 11, 2013
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signal to noise ratio

1.)A term used in physics to describe the amount of information extracted from an electro-magnetic signal compared the information orginally introduced into that signal.
2.)term used by psuedo-erudites to describe the degree of usefulness found in communications by media, individuals or otherwise.
1.)Hey Jim, this stereo set up is fucked. I'm pumping out 200W but my system sounds like a transistor radio. That is one fucked up signal-to-noise ratio.

2.)Typically, a demogague actually benefits from non-sensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the signal-to-noise ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually reign them in.
by Raul and JonG August 28, 2003
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Blackjack Rating System

A method of rating hot females with your mates that isn't as obvious as giving them a number out of 10.
It is essential that you and the other males involved have a decent knowledge of the card game, Blackjack.
It basically comes down to whether or not you want to hit it or not.
If you were to be dealt a 17 you may or may not hit depending on the level of risk you are willing to take. Sluts and ugly females usually only get numbers higher than this as you are either taking a risk (with an STD) or you have nothing to lose.
If dealt a 12-16 you would probably hit it.
10 or less is a definite hit.
If you get 11 you would double down.
Pair of # is used when there is two girls together as you can split them up and hit them both. Remember the lower the number, the more times you are able to hit.
Dan: Check out that pair of 4's.
Tim: Good call mate, how about that 16 over there?
Dan: Yeah maybe after a few beers. Your mum is definately an 11.
Tim: Your mum is a 2 and the dealer has 20.
Dan: How good is the blackjack rating system hey.
Tim: About as good as that 10 over there.
Dan: Yeah I'd definately hit that.
by RusselT April 7, 2008
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Ratio bomb

When a guy brings only guy friends to a party that had a good female to male ratio, and thereby messes the ratio turning the party into a sausage fest.
Laurent is mad at Romeo because Romeo walked into his party with a ratio bomb.
by Frenamezian November 25, 2011
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